I found the following on Mr. Gulch’s Calvacade o’ Chemistry—
Top Ten Reasons to Take Chemistry
10) It’s fun to say “Erlenmeyer”
9) If your parents ground you, dissolve their car!
8) Mr. Guch’s Chili Recipe!
7) Colleges like it more than “Basketweaving 101”
6) It makes you look smart, like what’s his name, that physics dude.
5) Find out what’s in your school lunch!
4) You don’t have to mess with dead things like in Biology.
3) Goggles, Goggles, Goggles!
2) You don’t have to get all sweaty like you do in P.E.
1) Many major corporations are now asking applicants to balance equations
Fun(ny)–and fun learning is forever learning!